Good Evening, Slobs Esteemed Guests!

The intercom crackles as it turns on, shortly followed by the squeak of rusty door hinges and the click of approaching high heels. Once the clicking stops, someone flips through a stack of paper and taps the microphone; after a few short seconds, a cheerful female voice comes on.

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Well, well, well~ A lot of ( Read more... )

Good Afternoon, Practice Targets Dear Guests!

As soon as the intercom turn on, you can hear a conversation in the background; the gender of the ones involved is hard (if not outright impossible do define), but it's still there. A female voice mutters something while tapping the microphone, and the conversation stops just as the announcement begins ( Read more... )

Good Morning, Ignorant Mortals Dear Guests!

For once, the intercom is completely silent. There are no sounds in the background, there is nobody whispering, there is nothing; just silence. This goes on for about four minutes or so, before you hear a door open and footsteps, then there's the sound of paper hitting a hard surface and somebody taps ( Read more... )

Good Afternoon, Carcasses Dear Guests!

The intercom is oddly quiet, the only sounds heard in the background being those of papers and what seems to be a stapler. Somebody coughs, and you hear some light footsteps approaching, then, a slightly agitated female voice comes on; if they are nervous, they are very good at hiding it.

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Good Morning, Pawns Dear Guests!

The intercom turns on with an abrupt and high-pitched wail, it sounds almost as if somebody were screaming, but that can't be it, right? You hear the sound of something hitting the wall before the high-pitched sounds stop, then, a female voice comes on.

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Oh my~ Two weeks, has it?

The Host sends their ( Read more... )

Good Morning, Pathetic Mongrels Lovely Guests!

You hear a brief wail over some invisible intercom system, following by frantic whispering and the sound of objects dropping to the ground. After this, somebody, apparently, drops the microphone currently in use and the intercom gives a rather high-pitched wail and the whispering speeds up. Somebody ( Read more... )

Good Evening, Trash Esteemed Guests!

You hear some crackling sounds, shortly followed by faint rustles, thuds and rather frantic whispering over some invisible intercom system. Someone taps the microphone (assuming that they are using one) and clears their throat; after a few short seconds everything quiets down and a cheerful female voice comes ( Read more... )